thank god the sluts are banned

Don't mess with Barbie
Let's get something straight — Barbie may look like a bombshell, but she's no pushover. Mattel, the makers of the iconic doll, recently won a prolonged legal battle with MGA, the manufacturers of Bratz. The outcome of the legal battle puts into question the future of the creepy-looking Bratz figures. A federal court ruled that MGA was to be banned from making and selling "the saucy Barbie alternative." Why? Apparently, the court found that the creator of Bratz came up with the idea while working for Mattel. Hence, the idea belongs to the house that Barbie built.

WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO TEACH ME TO EXPLOIT MY BODY FOR PRIZES NOW, GODDAMN

creepy old men, just as it should be!

I'm willing to take on specific cases, in the meantime. please apply within.