Inside Joke Discussion

With the blenderingosity of two tight groups, our language and vocab are going to be humping each other like horny dachshunds. What I'd like to put here are examples of both group's classic jokes, so we can all enjoy the giggles and collective retardation.

This one actually predates MogHouse: Jobiani Trap!

WELL EXPLAIN IT YOU NAB

https://2img.net/h/i38.photobucket.com/albums/e127/rprice80/Tanith.jpg

This is pretty much the best thing Calli has ever done.

Let's see, for starters: Thisisi dies, alot.



Some gearz I made us back in the day:

One example you may have seen tossed around already is KOGAR. Usually this is said like this: /sh KOOOGGAAAAAAAARRRRRR.

Back in HoD days, when we'd be floundering around sky, there was a Galka RMT named Kogar. Piggie would say his name in his special Piggie-voice, and I started going off on MIGHTY KOGAR, OF THE HILL PEOPLE. Now we just say it incessantly. KOGAR must always be written in all caps, as he is MIGHTY.

A newer example is from an application PM received by someone named Skaterman. Which is in itself hilarious, but on his listed goals for FFXI was included that he'd never fought such HNMs as BEHEMOR (emphasis added), from which he wanted an Adamant Hauberk. The rest of the application was just as bad, grammatically, so I was reading it over vent for laughs. Ikarys started giving Skaterman the voice of some oppressed Eastern European guy, and how BEHEMOR destroyed his willage, and how when the Soviets left they took all Adamant Hauberks. We believe KOGAR rides BEHEMOR into battle.

LOL. NEVA!




Jobiani was a noob in our social, TheNightsWatch. On our second Labor Day gathering, we were fucking plastererered. Like drinking at 11am, and now it is 10 pm shit. Anyways, we all had this epiphany, everyone ran towards their respective gaming devices to try and log on first to be the one to finally kick the noob. He wasn't on at the time. So we changed to /lsmes to read Jobiani trap so taht the moment he would login and ask "what's a jobiani trap?" we'd break that shit faster than I fall over doing drunk handstands.

Unfortunately, no one got their pearl broken that I can recall. Though, I did end up shouting in WG about my roommate fucking small boys, and some other not quite nice things.

Vook's actually working on making a collage of all the times he's had to come raise Thisisi.... including the time he died in Maze of Sahkrami by using Self-Destruct.

We rained Askar for awhile but Tan missed the photo op:


He prefers to go by 'Captain Tanith':

Jyosshu wrote:

Jobiani was a noob in our social, TheNightsWatch. On our second Labor Day gathering, we were fucking plastererered. Like drinking at 11am, and now it is 10 pm shit. Anyways, we all had this epiphany, everyone ran towards their respective gaming devices to try and log on first to be the one to finally kick the noob. He wasn't on at the time. So we changed to /lsmes to read Jobiani trap so taht the moment he would login and ask "what's a jobiani trap?" we'd break that shit faster than I fall over doing drunk handstands.

Oh GOD I think Calli told me this story when we were out drinking, that's fucking hilarious.

It is. Which is why it is and forever will be a legacy.

No explanation needed, really:



From when I was running events in HoD and got sick of people bringing up "WELL WHAT IF MY SPLEEN EXPLODES WHAT THEN" everytime I tried to get an idea off the ground:



61'D:

going to go out on a limb and say this was one of the best posts I ever made on MH forums:

[url]http://moghousels.com/forums/calli's-corner/adventures-in-not-getting-work-done!/msg1670/#msg1670[/url]

2 words.

HAWT.
DAWG.

That post above totally borked for some reason.

Anyways, attempt #2, possibly the best post I ever made on MH forums not counting the COR/RDM guides:

http://moghousels.com/forums/calli's-corner/adventures-in-not-getting-work-done!/msg1670/#msg1670

edit: oh fucking tittyshits this does not want to play nice with the link, just copypasta it into your browser.

Those who frequent BG may have seen this already, but some of my sprite gifs I made in MH(this is the origin of ThisIsForPimpy), they're posted several places but the BG thread was the easiest to find the link to. If you use a darker skin normally I'd suggest using a lighter one like Default or Subsilver for this:

http://www.bluegartrls.com/forum/ffxi-media-center/50143-what-i-do-my-spare-time.html

cadence. zangada. nothing more needs to be said
other than,,,,

SHIT I FORGOT MY KUNAMARI TOOLS I CANT HOLD HATE

and

IM LEVELING ARCHERY TO HOLD HATE WITH THIS EMN -3 BOW

oh right,

calli you also forgot lolGeorge's Armet and i cant find the pic anywhere

God, Cadence.... ugh, god Zangada. I don't know which one was worse.

I guess Zangada. No matter how much I fucking hate Cadence for being COR/WHM, at least Cadence never wiped us at Jailer of Justice.

OH GOD HOW DID I NOT POST THIS


MOTHERFUCKIN' BLODO, THE LAST GAY VAMPIRE FUCKER



AND THEN

Wait, was that evidence about Isladar having a shred of weabooness?

Look the man is pretty.

AS PRETTY AS...

80'S ERA PETE BURNS??


WHAT SAY YOU?

THE TIME FOR QUESTIONS HAS PASSED

Okay, what we're gonna do here is let every MogHouse member take a vote.

Who was worse?

Cadence
Zangada
Or a write in candidate of your choice.

Not sure if Ups really counts since we booted him in like a week. Grafh deserves honorable mention.

You know, I only came back to the game like 3 days before he was kicked. What was so bad about Grafh anyway?

Pretty much the Alpha lootwhore, wanted to lot on absolutely everything that dropped, afk'd through most every event, not really good at any of his jobs, and made several attempts to undermine the officers by spouting false crap about how we did things, such as that as soon as Chap/Surcoat dropped we would never do Xarc again, and pretty sure he's the one who started the deal about Tan spending the bank on Smithing skillups.