Callisto's Why The Fuck Do The Merit Gods Hate Me?? Thread

Going to start keeping a journal of my absolutely fantastic invites on my quest to finish off PLD and BRD merits:

Today's entry:



Edit: Arrive to camp to find 3 weakened...

Only problem I see is some douchebag named "Neomorpheus"...everything else looks peachy.

Well that and no one from Windy.

We haven't made it to chain 6 yet, //exit and I think I'll play PS3 for a bit.

Is that guy's name "Pantherballs"?

just singular Pantherball, his other was torn off in a horrific printing press accident

Melode wrote:

just singular Pantherball, his other was torn off in a horrific printing press accident

I LOL'd.

Melode wrote:

just singular Pantherball, his other was torn off in a horrific printing press accident

Mel is my new favorite person.

Sorry, Megan Fox...we hardly knew ye.

Hey, that Neomorpjfahjdjadlj guy is the guy who invited me to a meripo on PUP the other day.


So that alone gives you an idea of how good he is at making meripo. He also told our BRD to sub WHM instead of NIN.

Everyone knows you sub RDM instead of NIN man what a retard.

shit naw son, break out the brd/sch yo

Despite the lame subjobs this one has potential:

neomctoolbag is posibly the single worst player i have ever come into contact with, back in the day he was tryin to level rdm as a DD as rdm/whm in the 50s advertiseing his 100dmg cyclonese or something, so i did an 800 rampage as bst and kicked his ass out of the pt. also why would you accept an invite from a 74 blm?!? also was this vs birds or mamool? bird + blm = enough said

<3 WARs

Oh hey and a 22 Bullet COR with a...a...Rune Blade? What in the fuck?

lol...one of the DDs decides to pull when I'm pulling on first mob, about the entire floor links, 2 dead on first chain.

Add: Oh hey and the COR rolls a lucky, doubles up on it, and turns it into a Bust.

but you had ROCKLOBSTA in your pt yo!!! Mothereffing ROCKLOBSTA!!













btw you must say ROCKLOBSTA in a Peter Griffin voice and shout it as loud as you can

Oh shit, Rocklobsta is the one that has an awesome provoke macro.

Jyosshu wrote:

Oh shit, Rocklobsta is the one that has an awesome provoke macro.

lol Yeah, they (i think its a she btw) aren't the best player in the world but they are funny as hell

yeah rocklobsta is in the link shell im currently resideing in, he/she is a good shit

Thisisi my cure macro is getting lonley

sorry mel it will get plenty of exercise at some point! how ever i just got the Bloodsucker ToD today, but there were ~12 people down there(its the NM leech in bostanouix obette, who tf cares how its spelt, that drops a ring for hp+50, and has a 72 hours respawn) so ill be sticking arround a few pops to try'n claim and get lucky. yeah, right, me lucky, thats a good one. been after this ToD since befor i quit last time!

Thisisi wrote:

sorry mel it will get plenty of exercise at some point! how ever i just got the Bloodsucker ToD today, but there were ~12 people down there(its the NM leech in bostanouix obette, who tf cares how its spelt, that drops a ring for hp+50, and has a 72 hours respawn) so ill be sticking arround a few pops to try'n claim and get lucky. yeah, right, me lucky, thats a good one. been after this ToD since befor i quit last time!

I think we went 1/10 on it... got the drop on the first run, randomly lotted for it and won. So Eriina and I camped it for 9 more tries (=almost a month) and never got anything more than a pigeon's blood ruby. :(

great... so its a 3 day respawn AND a shitty drop rate for.... 50 hp. awomse. typical SE!