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PostSubject: This is for shaftoe   Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:14 am

(1/5/2009 4:29:16 PM) Erik: I don't know why but I've been giggling like an idiot at your comment for like 3 minutes now
(4:29:17 PM) Tom <AUTO-REPLY> : I am away from my computer right now.
(4:29:29 PM) Tom: haha sharp dressed men
(4:29:53 PM) Erik: Now all we need are zz top beards
(4:30:02 PM) Tom: i will literally kill for one
(4:30:06 PM) Erik: Hahah
(4:30:22 PM) Tom: i will take lives
(4:30:24 PM) Erik: Like, stab some dude and you just grow these curly locks all over your face
(4:30:35 PM) Tom: the more people i kill the bigger it gets
(4:30:43 PM) Erik: I think we've got a concept rolling here
(4:30:47 PM) Tom: haha agreed
(4:30:56 PM) Tom: maybe i could make a proposition with the devil
(4:31:16 PM) Erik: The devil does work that way, he'd be like "I won't just give you a beard, but if you kill some dudes you can beard it the fuck up"
(4:31:50 PM) Tom: hahaha
(4:31:58 PM) Erik: But here's the tragic clincher- anyone you touch with the beard will turn to gold
(4:32:05 PM) Tom: hahahaha
(4:32:18 PM) Erik: That'd be the worst superpower.
(4:32:37 PM) Tom: a beard that turns people to gold
(4:32:46 PM) Erik: Midas Beard
(4:32:55 PM) Tom: trust the midas beard
(4:32:59 PM) Erik: Or better yet, a moustache that turns people to gold
(4:33:07 PM) Erik: So you could be named Midastache
(4:33:15 PM) Tom: hahahah
(4:33:46 PM) Erik: and then you could take the moustache off and throw it like the batarang
(4:34:01 PM) Tom: dude, is the mustache made of pure gold?
(4:34:20 PM) Erik: Thematically it'd either have to be made of pure gold or like... the opposite of pure gold.
(4:34:24 PM) Erik: Like unrefined dirt.
(4:34:34 PM) Tom: hahaha
(4:34:36 PM) Erik: or silly string.
(4:35:05 PM) Tom: hahaha, that should be what the regular hair is made out of
(4:35:22 PM) Tom: with a mustache made from pure gold, and silly string locks of hair
(4:35:25 PM) Erik: and like you press a button on the top of your head and it just goes wild
(4:35:35 PM) Tom: and it can web people in
(4:35:43 PM) Erik: This might be the worst super hero ever
(4:35:56 PM) Erik: Like, worse than Aquaman worst
(4:35:58 PM) Tom: hahaha
(4:36:01 PM) Tom: idk man
(4:36:02 PM) Tom: id watch it
(4:36:14 PM) Erik: It'd be pretty ridiculous, I'll give you that
(4:36:31 PM) Tom: sounds like somethign for adult swim
(4:36:41 PM) Erik: Maybe he'd make a good villian, he sounds too incompetent to be a hero
(4:36:50 PM) Erik: or a plucky sidekick
(4:36:53 PM) Tom: hes your anti-hero
(4:37:08 PM) Tom: dude, he should own a jewlery store by day
(4:37:11 PM) Tom: and by night
(4:37:17 PM) Tom: fight evil
(4:37:22 PM) Tom: with his golden mustache
(4:37:35 PM) Erik: Now we have to think though, what would he look like aside from the stache
(4:37:40 PM) Erik: I'm thinking 1920's era british boxer
(4:37:55 PM) Erik: Like the guy on the uncle tony's sign or something
(4:38:02 PM) Tom: hahaha
(4:38:30 PM) Erik: And his catch phrase would be "That's preposteroustache"
(4:38:43 PM) Tom: hahaha
(4:39:26 PM) Tom: and "stache this!"
(4:40:15 PM) Tom: and when he talks to police, he can say "got anywhere i can 'stache' these criminals"
(4:40:24 PM) Erik: and then freeze frame on laughter
(4:40:29 PM) Tom: eeeeeexactly
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PostSubject: Re: This is for shaftoe   Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:25 am

I'm on it
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PostSubject: Re: This is for shaftoe   Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:19 am

I have to say the whole thing just got progressively more funny but idk

(4:32:55 PM) Tom: trust the midas beard
I almost died laughing. It was too perfect.
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PostSubject: Re: This is for shaftoe   Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:08 am

That's preposteroustache!

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PostSubject: Re: This is for shaftoe   Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:18 pm

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PostSubject: Re: This is for shaftoe   Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:33 pm

ahhhahahahahhahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: This is for shaftoe   Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:02 pm

That's exactly what I imagined. Well, I was kind of expecting one of those tricycle with the larger-than-average front wheel, accompanied by the two minuscule rear-tires. But that's a really good sketch!
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PostSubject: Re: This is for shaftoe   Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:11 pm

I love you
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PostSubject: Re: This is for shaftoe   Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:43 am

Shaftoe wrote:

WHAT A DAPPER GENTLEMAN

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PostSubject: Re: This is for shaftoe   Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:22 pm

Shaftoe wrote:

self portrait

yeah shee
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